I managed to noobishly infect my gaming laptop with an ancient virus from 2002. While the antiviral bootdisk does its magic, I'm unable to play. No matter. It is 28c outside, sunny day and I have a backlog of housework to do.
First thing I did outside was to spray 8 litres of herbicide on my property to get rid of some unwanted weeds.
Now for a self-congratulatory beer!